There are no strangers here; only friends you haven’t yet met.
As W. B. Yeats once said, we can all be friends in some part of life. But true friends, they just enter our life and never leave again. For your crazy friends and BFF for life, I’ve a free dose of laughter – funny friendship quotes to send to your BFF and wise quotes and sayings by famous people that’ll definitely make their day.
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Friends stand our craziness, bear our sarcasm, give a shoulder to cry, slap hard across the face to get us out of our illusion.
For me, my friends are the pillar of my life. I usually stand tall and walk confident like nothing could touch me and I’m strong enough to take the life’s hard blows on face, alone. But the moment everything crumbles around me I take my pride in hand and run to my friends.
Calling in the middle of night when I explain (more like scream and cry) my life crisis, my BFF, exhausted, answers ‘You know that’s an absolute madness, right?… Be there in 10.’ (relieved)
A real friendship is far from cliche moments, its full of craziness and laughter. Friendship is the only place where we can be our crazy selves and our friends don’t mind. Well, they do mind, but they hide it really well.
Friendship is the only place where we can be our crazy selves and our friends don’t mind. Well, they do mind, but they hide it really well.Tweet
For true friends who keep us on toes and make us smile all year, I thought being the BEST friend I should teach them how to make me laugh harder, what better way to do it than funny friendship quotes.
Get rid of those old forwarded messages and have these funny friendship quotes to text your friends that’ll make them laugh harder and say, ‘Hell yes, this is how our friendship is!’
Want to do something different for your friend? Keep these funny friendship day status on Whatsapp or an Instagram story. And your friends will be so happy they might turn a blind eye to all your craziness for a week!
Funny friends quotes as unique as your friendship
😄 If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
😄 Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean… But the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
😄 Good friends don’t let you do stupid things …alone.
😄 Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
😄 A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
😄 There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
😄 Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Real BFFs for life
😄 You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps.
😄 You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?
😄 Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.
😄 It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’
😄 Best Friends. They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
😄 A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
😄 We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.
😄 The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.
Funny friendship day status for Whatsapp or Instagram story
😄 We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
😄 I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
😄 It’s hard to find a friend who’s cute, loving, generous, caring, and smart. My advice to y’all is, don’t lose me.
😄 I was an innocent being once…then my best friend came along.
😄 We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.
😄 We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
😄 I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole.
😄 True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
😄 Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.
😄 I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.